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Santa Syndrome

A person who conclude god isn't real when he finds out santa isn't real.
There's no good example for Santa Syndrome.
by Crakso October 19, 2010
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the "O" syndrome

a feeling brought on when a current fling's attitude reminds you of an ex-girlfriend.
if your current girlfriend happens to piss you off because of her lack in a display of affection, and this fact reminds you of an ex girlfriend, then she suffers from the "O" syndrome.
by Mark Ray May 16, 2006
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ricky syndrome

when you make out with a girl and get a boner....
bobby: eyy i was making out with this girl and i got hard
ricky: damn boy you got ricky syndrome.....go to the doctor
by bobby bryce February 26, 2008
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Ditchfield Syndrome

A psychological condition caused by suppression of their true sexuality. Typical symptoms of the condition include childlike name calling, frequent episodes of Tourettes style speech/text/emails, a complete failure to see the brighter side of life and repeating the mantra "we are all fucked".
Person 1: "It looks like there are hard times ahead"

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You fucking gay cunt, why haven't you responded to my text?

Person 2: You only sent it 30 seconds ago and I am phoning you back straightaway.

Person with Ditchfield Syndrome: You twat. Do you realise we are all fucked and even though I am good at my job, a lovely wife and healthy kids life is fucking shit.
by Jackson Report March 15, 2010
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GHD Syndrome

Gay Hipster Douche Syndrome

An acronym for the syndrome that has plagued the early part of 21st century. GHD Syndrome is a phenomena caused by the over indulgence of PBR and bad indie music. Initial symptoms are metro-sexual in nature and may include thick rimmed glasses, skinny jeans, feathers, and knit scarves/hats worn even in sweltering heat. The only symptom that is common to all patients appears to be acute body odor. Persons with GHD Syndrome also claim to be non-judgmental, however they will scoff and dismiss any other person not afflicted with their disease.
It's ironic that Jimmy thinks he is dressing different, hip, and without thought. Because in reality he just looks like every other asshole with GHD Syndrome.
by foureyedg April 28, 2011
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Osco Syndrome

Main Entry: osco·syndrome
Function: noun
1 : a condition characterized by brief attacks of feeling the sudden urge to poo, often occurring with visits to exciting places such as Osco Drug, or a highly anticipated concert.
Oh my God! I'm so excited, I want to buy everything in sight! That entire wall of cosmetics is totally giving me Osco Syndrome. Do they have a can here?
by SMung December 25, 2007
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asher syndrome

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"
by OLLIE November 17, 2014
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