Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

Sandwich

A sandwich is usually used in reference to a dog; a progression of “such a ham” to “ham & cheese” to “ham sandwich” to just “sandwich”. It is also used in reference to someone or something super cute and perfect in every way.

*Sees dog*
“OMG look at that sandwich”
Or
To bae: “are you a sandwich?”
Bae: “oh course I am, I love you.”

by Brookerrs December 24, 2021

Hot Haim Sandwich

A sandwich, that goes well with a piece of coffee

Friend 1:Wanna go to the diner, and get a Hot Haim Sandwich?
Friend 2: Hell Yeah

by piss tendon September 25, 2022

sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.

due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.

by chef Miles March 11, 2012

Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor

Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.

by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months

Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie

by Boombastion April 29, 2022

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023