Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie 

Smearing pie filling on a ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with its bill.

I went to Ms. Kay's home for a chance of getting her famous sweet potato pie.

Getting Her Famous Sweet Potato Pie by solipskier April 8, 2019

Smoking a potato 

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

Smoking a potato by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

The Sloppy Potato 

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

The Sloppy Potato by Beary White January 21, 2020

Manhattan Mashed Potato 

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

Manhattan Mashed Potato by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Fat Poop Potato 

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.

Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato

Fat Poop Potato by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 14, 2020

looking like a potato 

ugly as a sack of potatoes

Dallas looking like a potato~Brewer M.

looking like a potato by brewerbest123 October 29, 2020

admiral's potato 

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.

"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."

admiral's potato by Beermat December 31, 2020