Potato

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat

Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.

by randomfoodie33 June 9, 2022

Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate

Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Potato Sacking

The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.

Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!

by HaydonWB February 16, 2014

fucked potato

when a fat girl has had sexual intercouse

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

by soggy biskit May 30, 2018

dirty potato bomb

A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.

Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb

by Fart42069 July 22, 2021

potato slut

A person that will have sex for potatoes.

M: dude she hung out for a bag of chips
M2: awe man she/ he is such a potato slut

by Tiffyboo March 8, 2018

Potato

The word potato is often used to infer laziness as in the case of a "couch potato".

This is derogatory towards potatoes and like many minority groups there is now an effort to change the meaning of "potato" in order to prevent offending potatoes it has been decided that instead of using it to imply laziness it should imply activeness or hard work.

Be a good potato and run a mile
Act more like a potato and get a job
Get off your ass and be a potato
Save the world, be a potato

by Poi-purple_paste February 12, 2017