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Post Music Clarity

Similar to Post Nut Clarity, Post Music Clarity is the sensation of feeling great sadness or dysphoria after listening to an upbeat song by yourself in an environment or time not suited for such a song.
Holy shit, I just listened to Disco Inferno at 3:46 AM and I am know starting to suffer the symptoms of Post Music Clarity.”
by #HOLYMEMER January 21, 2022
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Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023
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Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.
Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek
by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024
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post sleepover syndrome

that empty feeling you get the morning after you have a sleepover with the homies
by anthjarx December 14, 2023
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Post-Dooped

How one feels the next day after a night of heavy marijuana smoking
Nothing cures being post-dooped like a couple blunts
by DrDoopy December 4, 2010
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Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.
Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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