Ninja-Tweeting

The art of mysteriously and secretively tweeting multiple times whilst being fully engaged in a two-way conversation.

Bob: Bro, we've literally been talking this entire time and you don't even have your phone near you. How did you manage to tweet 15 times in the last 3 minutes?!

Mox: Two words my friend: Ninja-Tweeting.

by maxamillianimus January 26, 2012

Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Ninja

A crybaby bitch that streams fortnite and apex legends on twitch, Every time he dies to someone in fortnite he throws a fit and calls them a stream sniper.

Ninja reported me for stream sniping when I didn't do anything.

by ResetRBLX February 19, 2019

Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it

I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.

by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017

ninja dragging it

A joke started on TikTok surrounded around the streamer ninja who said that the ninja with the low taper fade meme was still popular months after nobody used it anymore. This sparked the creation of many memes talking about ninja dragging the joke which has become more popular than the low taper fade meme ever was.

Hey guys did you see the low taper fade meme it’s probably the biggest meme of the year and I saw 15 new versions of it today on TikTok. Reply: bro ninja dragging it right now

by JohnJonathon May 10, 2024

Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.

"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night

by james lebough July 28, 2019