dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

EA Ninjas

they are the same with Nintendo ninjas but worst, they come to peoples houses and sends a scary baby with red eyes to tear every organ in your body, or they lock you in your room with bio weapons tools to kill you.

EA Ninjas are like Nintendo ninjas but scarier

by Evilwevil04 July 29, 2021

Ninja

Best japanese gang

ninjas are cool

by NinjaToonYT June 27, 2020

Ninja

(N)o (I)ncome, (N)o (J)ob, or (A)ssets

That dude's a ninja.

by pedant5 August 17, 2011

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018