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Retardation light

A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.
Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
by PLMMJ June 12, 2024
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mex light

Mexican picking up white values! Mex light
by roofie bitches June 21, 2024
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Butt Light

A name for Bud Light ever since they took on Dylan Mulvaney. Another name for them would be Queer Beer.
“Hey man, you want some Bud Light at the store?”
“Hell naw man, I don’t want that damn Butt Light, fucking queer beer man.”
by I.E.I. Industries February 3, 2025
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Freedom Light

A light at the end of a tunnel. Elaborating for more literal terms, feeling free of a burden; Mental, physical, or even emotional.
Person A: "How're you liking college in comparison to high school?"
Person B: "It's great, I love the freedom light."
by farchitwo February 6, 2025
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Last light

Ancient tradition originated from the third century. Last light is a sex act performed by an old couple when the time of passing for a man's wife is near. It involves a final oral act until the man ejaculates into the woman's eyes, allowing a blissfull send off as she sees the last light before ascending to heaven.
Old man's wife: I wish for something memorable before i pass, would you grant me the last light in my final moments ?
by Luyaghi January 31, 2026
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The Light That Finds Us

Those early days of the journey,
when I had just made peace
with lucid dreams,
one night, after I realized
that in my dream
I had passed through a wall,
I rolled onto the branches of a pine tree,
and at the very last moment,
a cool, gentle breeze
held me between earth and sky.
On a quiet yet luminous night,
above scattered hills,
each cradling a small house with its light on,
it lifted me into flight.
A guitar was playing,
and a woman, with a voice like mine
but softer,
was humming a tender song
about a love that never became whole.
That day, as I flew above the unconscious,
I did not know
that the vow we had made
was remembered by the collective soul,
and that to heal its wounds
it would return to our love.
Now I know
that it always washes itself
in the love of lovers,
warms itself with their warm breaths,
and drinks from the light of hope
that springs from their hearts,
and comes alive again—
for peace,
for survival.
Even if we are born
a thousand times more,
it will find you and me again,
and in our unconscious
bind us together once more.
The Light That Finds Us… In Every Lifetime
by From Saint Agnes to Egypt February 8, 2026
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Kitchen light effect

The melancholy of your house is living in the kitchen light when it’s the only one on: it’s the Kitchen Light Effect.
Everything seem calm, warm, peaceful, even your own head.
The kitchen light effect is so powerful when someone you love is cooking underneath, minding their own business.
by salutjtm February 10, 2026
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