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Quaking Japan

Japan has sustained so many strong earthquakes spring of 2011 that is has been dubbed quaking Japan.

The tsunamis that resulted destroyed numerous parts of Japan and was followed by a meltdown at the nuclear plant, further damaging the country. All these horrible and powerful events have left Japan quaking in their boots, witnessing the sublime of nature.
Have you heard about quaking Japan's nuclear crisis?

Poor quaking Japan.

We should all donate to help relief efforts in quaking Japan!
by fanxy April 26, 2011
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flap jappin

to pull the labia majora outwards while performing cunnilingus and frantically slap them together
she: what the fuck are you doing down there?!
he: oh baby, just flap jappin this mutha fucka.
by black baby jesus November 30, 2011
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fringe jap

Not actually a jap, but is known to hang out with jap and live the jap life.
"Yo, yung Jon asked out this girl from his high school."
"Oh shit, she must be a jap like all of those other girls from that school."
"Nah man, it's all good. She's just a fringe jap."
by YungJon May 4, 2016
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The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."
by doubledick49 June 11, 2016
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smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white
oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone
by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016
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grass japs

Vietnam fighters who fought in the Vietnam’s war.
Timmy’s ancestors were grass japs.
by Grassjap February 27, 2018
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Shard jap

Def 1: Shard jap is to bang someone with your fist, having them broken like a mirror, and causing brief overcome is which to offer low tolerance to any sharp objects such as broken glass and such.
Def 2: Shard japping is joggling into someone with a raw piece of any gem of kind with a sharp end, and embracingly having them stabbed ONLY into where it isn’t near the heart.
1:

Jack: you wanna go Shard Jap me bro?
Harry: I’m ready for you to Shard Jap me, bro.
Jack: Ok, bro.
Harry and Jack: *fighting furiously until one of them fall down and break like a mirror*
Jack: *knocks out and Shard japs Harry*
Harry: *breaks down like a mirror*
Announcer: Jack has won!
2:
Enemy: *walks around*
Your hero: *Shard japping to him*
Enemy: *looks behind* HUH?!
Your hero: *stabs them into the head*

Enemy: D-damnit....
Your hero: I’ve saved another easy day again!
by KablePosa April 22, 2019
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