A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Pressmug. by RJ Smitty August 1, 2020
Get the National Full Send Daymug. So much to do, man, all you can do these days is give CPA to all of them. That way at least everyone gets periodic full attention (PFA).
by vivauganda April 22, 2011
Get the periodic full attentionmug. Abbreviated T.F.O.I.; An expression that means one or more people are lying through their teeth about something
Quintin: I heard all of the politicians at the debate last night said they were going to reduce taxes. Isn’t that good news.
Eric: They are full of it. They’re just saying that to try to get you to vote for them. They are never going to keep their word on something like that.
Eric: They are full of it. They’re just saying that to try to get you to vote for them. They are never going to keep their word on something like that.
by Vanguard 1998 December 10, 2021
Get the They are full of itmug. person 1: dudeee i know obama's full name
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house
person 2: no wae
cop:ur under arrest for stealing the 69th document of the black house
by fuck u stop using this June 29, 2022
Get the obama's full namemug. by Enoch Root December 7, 2017
Get the full wonkamug. by Bong man juan December 24, 2014
Get the full chambermug.