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Facebook friend snare

When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.
Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.
by CLS CU April 7, 2010
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Facebook Creeper

a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."
You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."

Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"
by Coopy Cooper June 18, 2011
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Facebook Doctor

A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.

They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
I saw some dumbass facebook doctor saying masks were brought in so the government can control us
by FF29 October 13, 2020
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facebook creeped out

a feeling.
what you feel when too much information is displayed on facebook
what you feel when you are being facebook stalked or harassed.
Grandma just posted a baby picture on my wall and now I'm facebook creeped out.
by Gilmore Peace August 5, 2010
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Fabophobia

The fear of logging on to Facebook, or creating an account. Stems from the fear of being judged by others, exposing your private life or having too few friends to add (and thus embarrassing the friends you already have).
Jess: "Sara said she's not on Facebook because she rejects the principles of mass consumerism and the resulting strife for self legitimization."
Jill: "Fail, thats fabophobia! She just doesn't have any friends to add!"
by Plumpedump April 3, 2009
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Facebook'n

General facebook activites to an extreme extent; spending more time than most people online.
Dude why didn't we hang out?

Sorry I got too distracted and forgot to call, I was facebook'n all evening.
by facebooken August 10, 2009
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Facebook Bunny

A Facebook bunny is a person (preferrably a hot female) who uses (or used) your facebook account to send or post "naughty" messages.
"So yeah Connie became my facebook bunny now because she used my facebook to send a message once."
by trojan_maximus October 17, 2009
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