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a part of the male body, know as the penis
heya babe u wanna see my mongolian death stick warlord ?
by SLoV November 13, 2005
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Right Wing Death Squad

Cosplay enabling alt-right shut-ins to feel more comfortable in public.
Steve started putting Right Wing Death Squad stickers on all of his costumes after nobody cared who he was when he put on a mask.
by Ilhenny February 21, 2019
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Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.
Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!
by ShadowDeth February 5, 2008
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Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy
"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow
by CruderCommentate April 18, 2019
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Death Note of a Wimpy Kid

An insane crossover between the popular anime/manga Death Note, and the popular book series Diary of a Wimpy Kid that was released as an image in 2019. In this crossover, it's a mix of both manga and a book combined together. Yagami Light teams up with Greg Heffley to defeat L so they can both fulfill their dreams. Light, wants to rid the world of criminals while Greg wants to become rich and famous.
Me: Hey dude, have you seen the teaser for Death Note of a Wimpy Kid?
Friend: What the hell is that?
Me: *Shows him the photo shopped image*
Friend: HOLY CHIT! I NEED TO READ THAT!
by TheAngryNerd May 8, 2019
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Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)

Part D
Hatred - The side effect can be the most substantial. Ever since DIAB was created, the divorce rate has been increasing dramatically. Many scientists say that they have a direct correlation, but that is debatable. It is believed that anyone who takes the medicine experiences the "HULK" Effect. Extreme strength and irritability are often felt and this causes many domestic disputes which eventually lead to neighborhood brawls of epic proportions. (On a side note, DIAB has also caused some good in the world. A mother actually lifted a car while using DIAB to save her son's life. It was not reported, however, how she beat him later for not putting the toilet seat down after his use. DIAB is a harsh mistress.)

Warnings:
Do not use anything other than stainless steel to handle Death in a Bottle. Use of any other type of material may cause spontaneous combustion upon the liquid's contact. Do not allow the ooze-like toxic substance to crawl back into it's nest (aka container) You poured it out for a reason and it damn well better behave properly! DO NOT ALLOW IT TO TOUCH YOUR TONGUE! If for any reason it does come in contact with this muscle, immediately cut it off. If you do not, it will cause a lifetime of agony that no therapist can cure. Trust me, I am now dead on the inside.
"Aww, man. My chest hurts so bad... I need some medicine." Poor soul heads over to the medicine cabinet and opens it up. "Oh, no.... I only have Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle)... You son of a bitch. F*** this, I am going to chew on glass, would be way more satisfying."
by Heavensfury January 10, 2010
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sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!
by mids99 September 13, 2009
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