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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
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romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' June 10, 2016
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sea dance

A gay sex act between 3 or more sailors involving a turkey Baster and sex toys ranging in size from small to large. Eventually when the size limit is reached, the other members sing a sea shanty and do a dancing jig
I wouldn’t go in the forecastle for a while, I saw 5 men go in there who are known for performing a sea dance
by Sailor4 November 6, 2022
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dancing researcher

A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision
by Wafflebuddy January 15, 2024
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dancing

wanking. jerking off. masturbating with vibrators or hands.
"Zoe said she was too busy dancing to come out to the pub and play cribbage"
by Babezzzzzzz April 11, 2010
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Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.
We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.
by Salamski September 13, 2024
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Dance if You're an Npc

A type of Tiktok Slang That Refers to call what They Hate An Npc
Example The creator Hates cows They will say Dance if You're an Npc Then after that They will put Mtfs that likes cows
by RealNoReal June 6, 2023
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