Skip to main content

Dilly-dance

When one wastes time going down the wrong track, has to then back track to the start, before embarking on the right track.

It would typically be obvious to others which was the right and wrong track, but the subject would not be for listening to the advice, ultimately proven wrong and look stupid
We got the fork in the road and did a little dilly-dance up and down the wrong road before taking the right road and completing our walk.
by Max factor November 10, 2022
mugGet the Dilly-dancemug.

the Globgogabgolab dance

A rendition orchestrate with a small number of friends as the result of when one friend has had enough of you keeping him up all night talking and watching Bernd das Brot on the hotel room tv, rage quits the night and goes and hides in the toilet, crying. This is a problem, as you and your friends are thirsty, and your miserable sulking friend has been in there for 2 hours, and, despite bribes, threats and physiological (and chemical) warfare, refuses to unlock the door and come out.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
“He’s been in there for hours, the Nillywig!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023
mugGet the the Globgogabgolab dancemug.

Cotton dancing

Cotton dancing is the act of two black women twerking on a white man, who takes the appearance of cotton.
“Man that party last night was crazy! Every white boy got into some cotton dancing!”
by grumpy marmoset lover June 19, 2022
mugGet the Cotton dancingmug.

Dancs

A handsome sigma male with enormous power. Also he has a giant horsecock
OMG look at that guy!
He is such a Dancs!
by Faszpisivel November 21, 2021
mugGet the Dancsmug.

African Rain Dance

The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.
The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.
by Axelthered11 December 9, 2017
mugGet the African Rain Dancemug.

she’s dancing with another man

When your girls leaves you and know she going out with other guys.
(Bill) Hey Bob, how are you and your girl.

(Bob) Oh we broke up, and she’s dancing with another man.
by Rizzy Reaper December 26, 2022
mugGet the she’s dancing with another manmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email