by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

by yourenotmyrealmum March 12, 2017

People 1: Hey dude, What's a trash can?
Me: It's a fucking can that's trash
My older cousin: i raised that girl
Me: It's a fucking can that's trash
My older cousin: i raised that girl
by anonymous September 30, 2021

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024

by Riceboy October 21, 2020

by Skirvy July 30, 2018

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
