A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Symptoms:
* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.
* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions
Cures:
* Gardening
* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
Get the Internet Brainmug. by SawHat66 February 28, 2023
Get the ’tain yer brainmug. A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.
Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"
by Jjadfi August 23, 2017
Get the Distance-brainmug. This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.
*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Omelette Brainmug. Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the Brain tinglesmug. A FiveM brain is someone who is a victim of FiveM's brainrotted community, they base their personality, speech, and profiles around FiveM. They often deflect insults similar to a broken record by repeating the same insults a million times. These insults include "random" "ig" "Fuck is you talkin bout" "b4b" and "smd" along with other typical insults/slang used in the FiveM community. They also like to say "dickrider" after you insult them (which makes no sense look it up). Victims of the FiveM brain will also have a "thug" or "nyc" personality. People effected by the FiveM brain also think they're better than everyone else with inflated egos.
FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"
Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.
Note:
- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
FiveM Brain is not just limited to speech and personality, people effected by FiveM brainrot usually like to do the following in their discord profiles. Random girls/rappers in pfp, #/# pc checks passed/failed, an egotistical/cringe comment in their bio and overuse of emojis along with "This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __"
Prolong exposure to the FiveM community can result in developing a FiveM Brain. Symptoms of FiveM Brain include, lack of critical thinking skills, underdeveloped problem solving skills, ignorance, and difficulty holding themselves up in arguments.
Note:
- The use of "ig" is relating to the use of it to deflect an insult, not responding in a normal sentence.
- Rapper/random girl pfps does not always indicate a victim of the FiveM brain, they could just be 12yo.
"I hate you thugs I can just tell by the way you speak"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)
"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)
"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
Response: "Ig I'm a thug" (This is the FiveM Brain)
"No way he hit that"
Response: "Ig he's just better" (This is NOT FiveM Brain)
"Man you suck"
Response: "dont care random"
by Zpat1 December 5, 2024
Get the FiveM Brainmug. Pickle brain is a condition that occurs while playing pickleball. It is sudden onset of confusion about who the server is and what the score is. Pickle brain is a brain fart or brain fog on the pickleball court, it can affect players of all ages. Pickle brain is not long lasting and usually comes on during a pickle ball game when the server is calling out the score just prior to a serve.
During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.
by Jwooolie March 24, 2024
Get the Pickle brainmug.