Great Baby

A term, originating from a Kevin Hart comedy show, referring to a baby who does adult things, or is ridiculously mature for their age.

Friend: “Can you watch my baby for me?”
Friend 2: “No way, your baby is a great baby!”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “She told me to ‘mind my manners’ after I burped, and she’s only two!”

by platonicplaypen July 3, 2019

Baby Kitten

A underaged female (18-)...polar opposite from the Cougar (a female who is in her late 30s or older)

Tim: "Hey can I go out with your sister?"

Brian: "How old are you?"

Tim: "22"

Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"

by heeyhey he May 1, 2010

baby peen

A penis that would appear to belong to a baby's. Upon further inspection belongs to a teenager or adult male.

Hey ston your girlfriend elena told me you have a baby peen. Is that true? She says it's less than an inch long...

by Thomas the goat December 17, 2015

Baby Mullet

A small almost-mullet but not quite a mullet yet.
People called Cruz & Connor are common holders of the baby mullet.

"Look at the Baby Mullet on Connor!"
"Wow, it's so hot!"

by big bitch boy September 5, 2019

Chikki Baby

Erum , the most beautiful girl in the world

Erum the Chikki Baby

by Chikkibaby2432 February 15, 2019

Baby Shark

A word used to describe someone who you feel some sympathy for.

Maria: Hey Derek, how did your date go last night.
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!

by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019

Baby Slits

An old unpopular term for extacy in the late 90’s to early 2000’s, also a trash soundcloud rapper

im not tryna bump any baby slits, cut a real line.
“Sex”, “Sex”, “Sex”, All I think about is “Checks”, “Checks”, “Checks”- BxbySlits

by randysavagethehandler July 14, 2022