Sailor hair

Someone with semen in their hair.

Renae: Your hair is looking a bit greasy.
Hannah: Yeah, it's just a bit of sailor hair

by Sexy-simon69 December 19, 2016

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

snicker hair

A snicker hair is a long and grotesque pubic hair found on or near the toilet seat.

Obviously somebody in the office doesn't manscape because I found a snicker hair on the toilet seat.

by #bluecrew December 5, 2015

Pineapple hairs

1. The green stuff on sponge bobs house

2. Squidwards next door neighbor

3. Patrick’s friend

There is some (pineapple hairs) on sponge bobs house

by The official bachook of anix June 16, 2020

Horse Hair Motherfucker

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

by SawyersRus December 29, 2023

A hair

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Brim's ass hairs

Brim is short for Brimstone, we all know his cake is thicker than Reyna's cake. Brims ass hair is essentially pubes which stands for dick hair, however in this case we are explaining his ass hairs. His ass hairs are pretty thick and soft. If you decide to touch it, it wont hurt you. It can be a little bit wet sometimes, but that's not the issue here. In all, Brim's ass hairs stand for brims ass cheek pubes.

Brim's ass hairs is the hair that is located on brimstone (Character from valorant)'s ass

by brim simper December 20, 2021