Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

Side friends

Not your bestie or your real friends but someone that you hang out with when all your friends are gone. They’re kinda like side hoes

Becky: Ashley why were you talking to Samantha and Amy

Ashley: don’t worry Becky they’re just my side friends
Samantha & Amy: hey Ashley I heard that.

by Iloveolddisneymovies November 26, 2019

Best friend

Best friend definition: A person that can make you smile no matter what mood or emotion you got. They can be salty as fuck at times and a angry cracker, but you still love em with all ur heart. He/she/they are all you think of and u miss them like heck every single second. Whenever your group or just you two hangout its like a whole movie. But once they leave its like aww fuck hella lonely then you just start missing them again and again😂 but you know your gonna see them again and have an even better day than the last. All your FaceTime calls are amazing even if your the one whos like not talking n showing ur face its still fun for you knowing they’re there. Their presence makes you happy and every flaw people seem to notice and comment negative things on is special to you, because you have fully accepted them as your best friend and already accepted the fact that in reality they are not perfect, but only perfect in your eyes no matter what they do. In reality, Best friends are the realest
(Its free real estate)

“I love Rae and Nepa we got the horses in the back Best friends for life🤞🏼💞.”

by Ligmab March 31, 2019

Understudy friend

Basically if none of your friends are around they're your back up friend,you last resort.

Hannah is just our understudy friend,she literally doesn't try hard enough to be a good friend.

by Cassidyaaa7@luveveryone. April 9, 2019

Best friend

Well, best friend my best friend is Oliver holdton-griffin. You need a best friend like him!

Oh hey best friend!
Best friend: oh hey you look good!
Aw ty

by Nicolette rlly not me real nam May 24, 2019

best friends

a best friend isn’t someone who you’ve known the longest it’s someone who’s been there for you longer

fake person- were best friends

me- you were never there so no we aren’t

by lenny the beast May 28, 2019

Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019