my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

fussy pants

An annoying person for whom nothing is ever good enough. Finicky. Hard to please.

Yohan is such a fussy pants. I bought him a six-pack of beer for a fun gift. He said twelve would be a better gift!

by Donnie Kay December 10, 2021

god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

Nancy Pants

Unfaithful hoe who let's almost any guy get in her pants.

You know that girl Nancy Grady? She's such a Nancy Pants, she kept touching Malec's dick.

by XTRAHIPHOP April 19, 2018

Rick Rolling Your Pants

When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.

"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."

by 3carrotgirl May 29, 2021

Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.

Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.

by PantsFerret July 28, 2019