Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.
(press 7 for fellatio)
(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

by djsmakywas March 9, 2012

A mass of swelling from the top of the ankle and up to the knee that doesn't stop you from walking or jogging..
by 12speed June 15, 2023

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.
The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations
by anonymous December 7, 2020

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
by SD Nova May 27, 2017

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
