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morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011
mugGet the morning ninjamug.

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
mugGet the Clog Ninjamug.

ninja-shin

A mass of swelling from the top of the ankle and up to the knee that doesn't stop you from walking or jogging..
Dude kicked the heavy bag so many times he got some ninja-shin..
by 12speed June 15, 2023
mugGet the ninja-shinmug.

Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.
The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations
Ay my boy Cracked like ninja at fortnite!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
mugGet the ninjamug.

HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.
by SD Nova May 27, 2017
mugGet the HotBox Ninjamug.

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
mugGet the ninja turtlemug.

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