Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

calm your noodles

basically calm the f*** down, chill out, take a breather.
It can also mean calm that noodle, noodle as in your penis.

Paris- OMG guys I have to do so much shit tonight, I'm going to be in over my head.
Sam- WOW why dont you CALM YOUR NOODLES...physco

by anonymousyahooligan112 May 27, 2009

pounding your cane

Male masturbation. The act of jacking off.

Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".

by Brine-Doppler December 1, 2009

turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

Shine your Cadillac

Trying to look like a bad ass. Using someone to raise your social status or money.

Pepe: "Man! why you let your girl Shine your Cadillac!?!?

Beto: "Why you say that?"

Pepe: "Cause last night when you went to that V.I.P. party and she didn't pay any attention to you!"

by Netz111 January 26, 2011

rubbing it in your facebook

when someone brags inordinately for praise and attention on facebook

like this girl on facebook was talking about her $57,000 scholarship to some university to make other people feel bad about themselves

Person1: "She was totally rubbing it in your facebook."
Person2:"Lil bitch!"

by dmasterg February 20, 2011

so is your face

A comeback that always work no matter what kind of situation your in.

man#1: Nice day isn't it?
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That doesn't make any sense.
man#2: So is your face!
man#1: That was uncalled for...
man#2: So is your face!

by Talkin' man December 10, 2010