speed trump

A distraction that is so small that it is not worth thinking about.

These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018

Trump’s razor

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.

Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”

by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018

Trump fluffers

Someone who works for Donald trump or enjoys supporting him

“Hey. Anyone who works for trump Is a trump fluffers.”

by Ixzy :) January 2, 2021

Trump Vaccine

Erases all memories of the last four years

I signed up for the Trump Vaccine on January 20th. Naturally, it will be a pain in the ass.

by KazooCogs January 4, 2021

donald trump

a literal fucking cheeto puff ass, crusty dusty, dirty, orange spray-tanned, mf oompa loompa who can't pronounce china right. don't support this ass hole. he is racist and homophobic, he's a pedophile, he has been charged with sexual assault, he wants to fuck his own daughter, he doesn't understand science, he is anti-mask, he doesn't pay his taxes, he can't run the country... so don't let him, and he is a disrespectful idiot. literally, his own wife is counting down the days till she can file for a divorce. o, and he is the same age as melania's parents.

fuck donald trump

ik bro, he's literally a whole ass cheeto puff for fucks sake.

by the fat ass truth January 11, 2021

Donald trump

The most idiotic living being on planet earth, he is someone who should burn in hell. ;)

Donald trump is dumb

by yeet92847 January 12, 2021

Donald Trump

FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH ASS HOE

D. dpedophile
O. oidiot
N. nracist
A. afuckingnarcissist
L. lier IE "we're gonna build a wall" yeah, a crusty dusty musty old fence
D. dick

T. terrorist engager
R. really real hair :|
U. usucktrump
M. motherfuckingidiotwhocantgetanythingdone
P. PEDOPHILLEEE

Don't be such a Donald Trump
DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT Donald Trump??

by bagel bites January 12, 2021