Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!
I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
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Persoana care isi dedicata obsesiv timpul liber la perfectionarea exagerata a unui hobby, de cele mai multe ori luand-ul pe acesta mult prea in serios astfel invatand terminologia tehnica, numeroase informatii si un set mare de skill-uri respective hobby-ului particular.
Des fiind complet lipsit de self awarness un copil de zahar nu realizeaza ca si-a pierdut timpul perfectionandu-si abilitatiile la un hobby casual, castigandu-si astfel titlul de "no-lifer" si "neckbeard".
Des fiind complet lipsit de self awarness un copil de zahar nu realizeaza ca si-a pierdut timpul perfectionandu-si abilitatiile la un hobby casual, castigandu-si astfel titlul de "no-lifer" si "neckbeard".
-Hey! Padauan! Ce ai mai facut pe minecraft?
-Salut! ma numesc Padauan, fac crystal pvp, si am batut playeri zburand cu elytra la spawn din aer! am stat chiar jumatate de ora deasupra lor si nu au reusit sa ma omoare, apoi mi-am dat combat log haaah!! Am facut Stack de armura si dupe-uri!! Sunt epic gamer!!
-Ce copil de zahar esti, omfg get lif nub.
-Salut! ma numesc Padauan, fac crystal pvp, si am batut playeri zburand cu elytra la spawn din aer! am stat chiar jumatate de ora deasupra lor si nu au reusit sa ma omoare, apoi mi-am dat combat log haaah!! Am facut Stack de armura si dupe-uri!! Sunt epic gamer!!
-Ce copil de zahar esti, omfg get lif nub.
by Atodul the man himself October 6, 2020
Get the Copil de zahar mug.Persoana care isi dedica in mod exagerat timpul liber perfectionarii la un hobby casual, de aici si asemanarea cu acei copii de 12 ani care isi petrec zile intregi invatand tehnici de a face bunny hop pe counter strike si consumand zahar lichid sub forma de mountain dew.
-Salut Padauan! Ce ai mai facut pe minecraft?
-Salut! Eu sunt Padauan! Am facut crystal pvp si am folosit un dupe ca sa-mi fac armura stack, pe langa asta am zburat chiar jumatate de ora pe la spawn si nu m-a putut omora nici unul dintre inamicii mei!! Apoi mi-am dat combat log ca un boss!! Ma respecti nu?
-Nu Padauan, esti asa un copil de zahar!!
-Salut! Eu sunt Padauan! Am facut crystal pvp si am folosit un dupe ca sa-mi fac armura stack, pe langa asta am zburat chiar jumatate de ora pe la spawn si nu m-a putut omora nici unul dintre inamicii mei!! Apoi mi-am dat combat log ca un boss!! Ma respecti nu?
-Nu Padauan, esti asa un copil de zahar!!
by Atodul the man himself October 6, 2020
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Get the Esta de Madre mug.Pablo: "Matteo you are sporting a dedo de camello."
Tomas: "Si Pablo, Matteo's pants are too tight, that bulge is muy unbecoming."
Matteo: "Gracias Pablo y Tomas."
Tomas: "Si Pablo, Matteo's pants are too tight, that bulge is muy unbecoming."
Matteo: "Gracias Pablo y Tomas."
by Pablo, Tomas y Matteo November 18, 2012
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Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
by YourAsianAdvisor October 20, 2012
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