5

what 2+2 equals

kid: whats 2+2?
me: 5

by pogpig69 April 14, 2022

-5

OPITIMUM WIFI

random: H eeee---------------------------------------ey
randoms friend did you switch to optimum today? becayse it seems like you have -5 bars

by ThisIsNotNox October 22, 2020

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024

9-5 beast

A 9-5 that never takes annual leave, sick leave, and is willing to pick up any shift no matter the inconvenience.

My boss complemented & rewarded me with a pizza party after I became a 9-5 beast.

by fslakejwlfejw August 13, 2025

Macaroon 5

Rich young boyzz with Bambino Larbinito Farhito and Serbu

"" OMG ITS MACAROON 5 ''

by Anowmynousse February 14, 2017

A 5, 4

A 5, 4 is a way of saying someone (typically a man) sleeps around based on a tx2 song called "I would hate me too" where he calls himself a 5"4 man whore

Person 1 "You know (insert name here)?:
Person 2 "yes."
Person 1 "(insert pronouns here) is such a 5, 4"

by Urban rep July 10, 2024

2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”

Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949

by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019