Porch Monkey

Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"

by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008

sea monkeys

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

by XopsX June 12, 2003

Fudge Monkey

Monkey made out of Fudge DUH!!!

Ur MOM is such a fudge Monkey.

by arelys91 July 23, 2007

monkey spunk

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006

snout monkey

A snout monkey is an idiotic person who smokes too many cigarettes in a short space of time.

"Neil you are a snout monkey"
"I've only smoked 5"
"You only bought them 20 minutes ago you arse stain"

by bigmentalheid November 8, 2005

monkey chant

Racial slurs towards people of African descent. First came across this term in a football article depicting Benfica fans as racists.

Benfica have denied allegations that the club's fans directed racist abuse and monkey chants at four Manchester United players during their 1-0 Champions League loss last week in Lisbon.

by cmcp October 4, 2006

dusty monkey

Doing a really old black chick in the vagina. Also a reference to a prize on Fantasy Factory.

Did you hear? Jeremy got a dusty monkey with Queen Latifah last night.

by sneakyrat April 27, 2009