Julia Hsu's Type Of Vagina Are Not Approved To Have Sexual Intercourse With Until 2028

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Dream Sexual

Some weird ass 11-15 year old girls who are sexually attracted to dreamsmp members and dreamsmp members pacifically

First person:

Hey bro, did you hear a kid from our school is a dream sexual

Second person:
What a fucking weirdo, what's their name?

First person: I think it's Sofia, but I'm not sure, I've just been told it's one of the popular girls

by Solbiaka March 5, 2022

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Sexual Intracourse

Having sexual intercourse with oneself.

Often mistaken for masturbation, although intracourse is penetrative, whereas masturbation is non-penetrative.
Literal definition of "fucking yourself".

Jim: "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Charles: "I indeed will have sexual intracourse tonight."

by Seacole August 4, 2025

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chandelier sexual

The person who prefers chandeliers

Greta - wow, what a girl!
Domonkos - Sorry, I'm chandelier sexual.

by Sophie-chan-19283 February 22, 2017

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Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

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Sexual Assort

When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)

"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"

"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."

" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."

by Ben is Zero September 12, 2021

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