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Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)
"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."
by CrystalTheCat August 20, 2024
mugGet the Asphalt Peoplemug.
during the whole of october it is now KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!
"its KICK SHORT PEOPLE INTO THE SUN MONTH!!!!" "oh shit"
by muhahahahhahaha October 24, 2023
mugGet the kick short people into the sun month!mug.

People

The plural of "person". And you should avoid them if you have something they don't.
by Smart Toosh May 14, 2018
mugGet the Peoplemug.

People

The things that came from apes... 1000s of years ago.
My ancestors were that are now people...
by Gdieuejsi October 27, 2020
mugGet the Peoplemug.
November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
mugGet the national kiss short people daymug.

Old people

Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.

Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019
mugGet the Old peoplemug.

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