Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top

by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

Nut Worth

When referring to how “bad” or “hot” a female is.

T: Aye she’s bad what’s her nut worth?
E: Her Nut Worth is 10 bro.

by Iamneckman September 11, 2019

Nut Racing

A game were more than 2 people Stand around a Device playing a type of pornograhy (Normal Porn, Hentai, Cartoon Porn etc.) and try to nut the fastest. The Person who nuts the fastest gets to clean up their mess, The loser(s) don’t!

Hey guys You down for some Nut Racing?

by ToastyPancakes May 5, 2018

carmelized nuts

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.

Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

by Carmelized nut boy May 29, 2017

Blood Nut

When you but too many nuts past the point of shooting blanks and instead shoot blood out of your dick.

"Dude I just beat my dick 20 times to achieve the blood nut!"

by ilex07 January 21, 2022

Nut or Butt

A phrase used to ask whether something is good or bad, with nut denoting good and butt denoting bad.

Person 1: Is my new hat nut or butt?
Person 2: That hat is nut for sure!

by swagmoneyplaya November 28, 2018