sock

A garment that can be rolled up and inserted into a female to male transexual's pants to mimic the penis he will one day have
1. She wears a sock in her pants because she wants her own dick
by Aleckzandre February 19, 2009
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sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!
Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”
by chicken barrel January 22, 2020
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ghetto sock

When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.
Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.
by Beard76 May 13, 2018
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Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
by Pte window licker May 31, 2021
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Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on
Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord
by Socket Man October 16, 2018
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Deposit sock

Socknised by boys to jizz into
Andrew’s mom found all his deposit socks under his bed
by Hotlunch4u April 15, 2025
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