King Martini

A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.

that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini

by Qualified specialist August 14, 2011

Roast king

Given to the best of the best roasters,
As of rn the roast king is chava aka wetroaster

Bro you got roasted by roast king

by Chava4567 November 1, 2016

the king's biscuits

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!

Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.

>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...

by MOOB KING September 20, 2009

King Cap

Capital Steez, a Pro Era rapper who died before he could blow up.

King Cap's verse on Survival Tactics is straight up heat.

by Big AZN October 29, 2018

Snapper King

One who loves the pussy, wether eating it or fucking it! This person totally adores, worships, and is addicted to any kind of clean Snapper(vagina).

That fucking guy loves to eat my sweet Snapper and he is the best at it. He must be a Snapper King!

by The Original Snapper King (MV) July 6, 2010

The Console King

The name bestowed to the greatest video game player of all time by the Gods themselves! Sometimes shortened to "TCK" or just "The King". The only known recipient of the title was Mathew Leonard of England, who has had his title challenged on numerous occasions, only for them to be beat down.

Mere mortal 1 - (To TCK) "Hey, wanna game of Goldeneye 64"
Mere mortal 2 - "You can't challenge him.... He's The Console King!"

by The Console King December 26, 2008