Squadron Bird

A woman that has pretty much slept with the whole military squadron.

A female spunk mascot for the squadron in desperate times.

No one ever marries a Squadron Bird unless he likes cum pumping for the squadron.
Jessica over there is the squadron bird, every fucker on base has been through her, so just make sure you double bag it, when you fuck it.
by Dark vibes January 08, 2021
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Iron Bird

The Iron Bird is when an engineer (Canadian) throws up their pinky showing their Iron Ring to demonstrate their knowledge/confidence.
Worker 1: " You shouldn't go in there"

Engineer: *flipping up pinky with Iron Ring and thus the Iron Bird* "It's alright, I'm an Engineer"
by bogenator January 01, 2023
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President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.
"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"
by Zombeans March 22, 2024
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BLANK BIRD

What does it mean to be in the presence of a person who has a “Blank Bird” mentality?
This individual is ignorant to the true human experience of being compassionate to his fellow female or male friend, family, or business colleagues.

He or she is lacking knowledge or awareness in general of how to genuinely be a helpmate to people. They tend to have the attributes of a carless, narcistic minded person who solely will focus on pulling the best from others for their own personal gain. They appear to be reasonably sane yet, deflect a bi-polar attitude towards people under the guise of being an allie.

Simply put, this male or female is senseless, odd, defiant, and self-centered to the point that when you communicate with them, they have the appearance of being present yet lack understanding. They are heartless, indifferent. Detached and distant

One can engage and interact with this person to merely find that they are indeed unresponsive and lack the true sensibility of being mindful of how they engage with people. These types of people who assimilate in our society in this new millennial era are unwarranted, reckless, and dangerous.
Our business associate has a BLANK BIRD mentality when interacting with clients at the job site.
by Goddess Couture May 08, 2022
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Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
by Hellyfish January 13, 2019
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Bird box

Something SO fucked suicide IS an option
I had a bird box day..and I'm on 72 hour hold for my own safety.
by MistaSinista January 12, 2019
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Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
by SassySammie June 18, 2021
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