Anti-fish

A person with an inability to consume alcohol at a fast rate.

Oh my god...look at that f*****g anti-fish, he can't drink for s**t!

by Mr L. Ad April 15, 2008

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009

darwin fish

noun. a small metal fish with legs and the word "darwin" inside it, usually placed on the back of a car, partly in order to mock jesus fish and partly to show support for a cruel online scientific community known as the "darwin awards" that awards people who die in the stupidest ways

My athiest teacher has a darwin fish on her solar-powered vehicle

by chrysophylax1 June 18, 2004

Fish in a Barrel

The act of inserting a penis into the anus and ejaculating immediately after vaginal sex.

I was banging Kristen last night and she yelled "FISH IN A BARREL!" so i pulled it out, threw it in her ass and shot my load.

by SATEVO September 1, 2013

Fat Fish

Someone who carries influence. An important person, a big shot.
Translated from the Spanish term pez gordo.

He runs this school. He's a real fat fish on campus.

Él dirige esta escuela. Es un pez gordo real en el campus.

by Fondude October 27, 2011

Fish Monger

1. A food item served with fish and salad

2. A name in which, you call a person if irritation occurs

From the famous Hamlet, "Well sir, you are a fish monger".

by McNew May 23, 2008

Blow Fish

When a girl takes shots of exlax with a can of cream corn and when ready straddles over you as you spread her cheeks and blow in her ass to make her spew warm gooey goodness on your chest.

Me and my girl friend did a blow fish last night it was erotic.

by xshea August 16, 2009