Laissez-faire Tyranny

When the state is oppressive and the nation is in dire straits but the rulers don't give two shits what goes on anywhere and the government does nothing (except suppress change maybe). It's oppression through inaction, tyranny of negligence. Usually this occurs in a rigid hereditary absolute monarchy where a bunch of inbred fucks can party until they get lynched by peasants, but really anything can end up in such a state.

People have applied the term "laissez-faire tyranny" to the Late Ancien Régime and the Qing Dynasty

by MistressChing July 8, 2024

kitchen fairy

(noun):
Someone who quietly cleans the kitchen after everyone else has gone to bed. They wash the dishes, wipe the counters, take out the bins, clear out old food from the fridge, and leave everything neat and tidy for the next day.

"the flat is spotless, all my dishes i left to soak are washed and put away, it must've been the kitchen fairy"

by thebeans1973 December 11, 2024

Deng fairy

(n.) It is a fairy that makes people’s head bald at night.

He is a such a Deng fairy, he literally rizzed up the teacher’s hair and the teacher is now bald!

by baguette_1031 January 5, 2025

poop fairy

The fairy who seeks nothing but poop.

Person 1: Hey I just pooped
Person 2: Watch out for the poop fairy.

by Urwordman69 January 24, 2025

he fairy

Refers to a liar or poser

"Twan told me he made $10k last week he fairy"

by hotdogsandburgers123 January 28, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026