As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.
Whilst performing doggy remove your stink chode and smear the girthy bell from ear to ear till you have achieved a thick line of stink loaf on the desired area.
Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
Noun; When a man recieves fellatiofrom a woman while having very poor genital hygine.
You know that girl I met round the way gave me a Dirty Downer last night after the gym and I didn't shower all that day so my crotch crumbs were now fromunda cheese.
A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.
We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!