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Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.
Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him
Dirty Pham by heavybird January 18, 2010

Dirty Sanchode

Whilst performing doggy remove your stink chode and smear the girthy bell from ear to ear till you have achieved a thick line of stink loaf on the desired area.
Man 1 : "Hey dude how was last night?"

Man 2 : "Man the bitch was acting up so i gave her the dirty sanchode"

Man 1 : "Good call man, good call"
Dirty Sanchode by Dog Jockey June 14, 2010
1: Meaning to be an ugly person, often derived from the expression 'ugly fuck'.

2: Defined as a person who was raised in the country,
also called a 'redneck', 'white trash'.
john: "stop touchin' me ya dirty mug!"
Dirty mug by w4rs4w August 25, 2010

Dirty Mate

Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
To keep warm, the guys got together and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.
Dirty Mate by veludo July 18, 2010

Dirty Downer 

Noun; When a man recieves fellatio from a woman while having very poor genital hygine.
You know that girl I met round the way gave me a Dirty Downer last night after the gym and I didn't shower all that day so my crotch crumbs were now fromunda cheese.
Dirty Downer by da_jj_tc_cc August 11, 2010

dirty squash 

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.
We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!
dirty squash by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010