As a joke a guysticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.
Hey this guyput a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him
Whilst performing doggy remove your stink chode and smear the girthy bell from ear to ear till you have achieved a thick line of stink loaf on the desired area.
Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
To keep warm, the guys gottogether and drank some dirty mate out of Juana´s cunt.
Noun; When a man recieves fellatio from a woman while having very poor genital hygine.
You know that girl I met round the way gave me a Dirty Downer last night after the gym and I didn't shower all that day so my crotch crumbs were now fromunda cheese.
A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.
We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!