couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crack

The white man's drug

Wow, James took crack yesterday, he's not the same.

by Douchebag6900 August 26, 2017

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

crack

Slang term for a female. Referring to the crevice of the female genitalia.

"Hey Joe, some crack called asking for you."

"Thanks Mike, did she leave her name?"

"No, but from her voice it sounded like your sister."

by B. Gabbert December 15, 2018

Crack addict

A female vagitarian

Did you see the way that girl looked Jenna up and down, she is definitely a crack addict

by Eages December 20, 2018

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.

" to mate what's a crack lad"

by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018