Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

techno-clubbed

This is when a non-technical person gets intellectually "clubbed to death" by technical terms or geeks in meetings, making the person feel stupid or inadequate because it's not their area of expertise or interest. The techno-clubber ALWAYS talks at warp speed and is very impatient.

"Oh you know, it's when the whatzit links to the browser and then we click here and here and here and then you save it in this format and copy it to the other thing. It's easy."

"I felt techno-clubbed by that IT guy back there."

by Old but Not Stupid October 1, 2013

fight club

when you piss shit and ejaculate in your pants all at once and they're all fighting for which takes up more room

A: hey are you down for some challenge pissing
B: not now, there's a fight club going on in my pants

by the narrator from fight club September 16, 2022

Club Menu

it's everything that keeps you up until the party's end

— I am just not sure if I will go clubbing tonight – because of the flight tomorrow...
— Yeah, i remember it. But researching needs no "club menu"

by verykk December 13, 2019

Club Gak

Name for the King Princess stan base

Hey are you part of Club Gak? I heard you playing Only time makes it human by KP

by Kp69420 October 21, 2020

Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo

My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo

by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025

BAM Club

A club in which the coolest kids in school rock out to literally every kind of music genre there is, learn to play instruments, and form a band.

“What are you doing after school?”
“I have BAM Club.”
“Oh cool, what’s that?”
“Ya know, where legends learn how to be swag”

by HHHS_BAM August 28, 2021