Any person who finds enjoyment by flagellating on, or very close to, an unsuspecting victim. The fart fucker is famous for using such tactics such as the fartnade or bending over and giving the person the one-man salute. This is commonly mistaken with the fart and dart, simply because the farter simply wants to fart on another person, not embarrass the victim in a given situation.
Bobby: Did Jake just run up on you and fire a stink torpedo?!
Suzy: Yeah, that kids a little Fart Fucker if you ask me
Suzy: Yeah, that kids a little Fart Fucker if you ask me
by iEaTdIcKCheEsE January 9, 2010
Get the Fart Fucker mug.The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.
1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.
2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!
2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!
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Get the Nipple Fart mug.As an old fart I do not think to discipline a kid with a snack is child abuse and it is not offensive for a male to open a door for a female
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