Duck Butter Surprise

When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.

My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.

by Doc184 July 11, 2010

peanut butter pinky

fingering a girl when she has diarrea, an when you pull out she sprays all over.

Dude, last night i had a crazy time. i did a peanut butter pinky and got it all over my arm!

by ballllla January 31, 2010

Human Peanut Butter

The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)

Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"

*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*

by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 25, 2010

Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.

Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

Keen Butter Bean

A person that is really keen for something

(Guy 1) dude are you keen for a drive tonight?
(Guy 2) yea dude I'm keen butter bean.

by Keenbutterbean October 2, 2016

German Butter churner

when you put macaroni and cheese up a girls vagina. then once its all inside, you get a spoon. you then stick the spoon inside the vagina. then you churn the mac inside like you would a butter churner. then when you stop, she then proceeds to push the mac and cheese out of her vagina. then you eat the mac and cheese.

bro the German Butter churner is so sick i almost lost it.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

Peanut butter Bitch

A girl who puts peanut butter on her vag and makes her dog lick it off.

CharlieBrook is a peanut butter bitch.

by Aloeverahoe January 4, 2018