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tit meister

A person(he/she) who is in deep love with tits.
Dude, i saw Tom yesterday masturbating to picture of tits. He is SUCH a tit meister!
by titty galore April 29, 2009
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Mangey Tits

Two fat bags of unusual proportions. Mangey Tits frequently have surface cracks into which food once fell and has now rotted. They can make small children cry and miniature dogs vomit!!
Hey John, look at that corgi puke. There must be some Mangey tits about!
by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY January 21, 2011
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tits migee

Your father will yell this at the television whenever a baseball player strikes out.
Player swings the bat

misses the ball

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

Player swings the bat

misses the ball

"TITS MIGEE!!!"
by Doughnut Bulemic April 21, 2012
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custard tits.

breasts that occur on males that have undefined pectorals.Their body type is usually inbetween fat and skinny type just really fat.
ed: check out the guy with the tight tight t-shirt his putch.
gayle: haha he has custard tits.
by ics' February 15, 2006
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tit pop

The female half of the nineties music craze 'Brit pop'
"Who were your favourite tit pop band?"
"Sleeper or Republica"
"Really? Mine are Echobelly, Garbage or Elastica"
by Chris Butler December 7, 2007
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scab tits

noun: A syndrome wherein a girl, or in extreme cases a boy, systematically scars his or her boobal region because of poor self esteem, a need for attention, boredom, eroticism, stupidity, or any other reason. There is no known cure for scab tits, only a lot of heartache.
1) "You know Jeremy, my first marriage ended in scab tits...for the both of us."

2) As an art student, Roseanna felt a lot of pressure from peers and professors to develop scab tits.

3) Being mistaken for someone who actually had scab tits, Susie cried, ran home, and promptly contracted scab tits.
by Don't Tell Dad October 14, 2008
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Witch tits

Small male breasts that are pointed (moobs). Usually on a larger male. Commonly seen when a male is sunbathing/has his top off.
Bloody hell, look at his little witch tits!
by Jameessyyy May 29, 2018
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