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Porn

What you watch when your parents aren't around.
PORN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Twight0931 March 25, 2021
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VR Porn

The most brilliant thing ever invented. Good with a synced auto-masturbator
Yo last night I banged some thotty onlyfans girl with VR Porn
by K_1t December 2, 2023
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misery porn

"Entertainment" media such as movies and books where the protagonist experiences nonstop abuse or misery without fighting back; protagonist character arc is endless suffering where there is either a sad ending (usually death) or protagonist finally finds back in the end in an unrealistic way.
Hollywood loved the misery porn movie Leaving Las Vegas; I hate books where the heroine suffers endless abuse only to finally say she's had enough in the end when it's too little too late.
by sherKal October 13, 2025
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Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.
Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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Lionking porn

A video in which was made by the furry community as a sick joke to ruin your childhood by showing every character in the lionkikg fuck at least one other charcter raging from gay three way to orgy party.
Dude 1: yo bro you look like shit

Dude 2: I know I was up all night

Dude 1: what the fuck happened

Dude 2: I stumbled upon some furry porn last night on pornhub that title hot furry lion fuck but instead what I got was a version of the lionking where they show every character fuck each other.

Dude 1: oh shit you found the lionking porn that video is really fucked my childhood died with it yeah that video is really unsuspecting.
by Dan the car guy August 13, 2019
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Live Porn

What people on mad monster weverse do when they're horny. Virtual roleplay sex between the kpop idols of your choice.
Sure *Sits on your lap*😏 "Good girl IU" "Xiao I want you so bad" "Let's get a live porn going babe, are you ready to be reminded what it's like to not be able to walk?"
by °JiminsWife♡ December 4, 2021
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