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Snow Turd

All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
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Snow-Hop

Snow-Hop is a microgenre of music first coined by composer and producer Winkwing in 2023.
Snow-Hop is defined by mixing attributes of various genres, such as Jazz, Funk, EDM, and Hip-Hop together. With the overall result being a track made for slow relaxing moments that vaguely capture the warmth of being inside during a cold winter day. The first ever track released under this microgenre is Winkwing's "Cold Nights".

Snow-Hop usually has a tempo of somewhere between 90-115 BPM, with a chill mood.
Have you heard of this new Snow-Hop track that just released?
by ChibiWilli March 7, 2023
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Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner
Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”
by shabbandrum March 12, 2023
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snoesje

your hair is so fluffy! it's like Snoesje!
by snoesjelover69 March 15, 2023
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Snow bunny

Londyn Bettis
She thinks she's black but is the whitest person in the whole school.
She only dates black guys.
Londyn is such a bitchy snow bunny hoe.
by sexypig73947 April 3, 2023
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Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.
I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.
by Anonymous 681664 April 12, 2023
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Snow

Slang for the name Isaiah
That man snow is a real nigger
by wowsersJINKY April 15, 2023
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