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smashed the gate

To leave work immediately when your shift ends, without hesitation or staying a minute longer. Implies urgency and zero interest in lingering once you’re off the clock.
Example 1:
“It hit 5:00 and I smashed the gate—don’t call me, I’m already gone.”

Example 2:
“We were busy all day, so best believe I smashed the gate the second my shift ended.”

Example 3:
“Boss tried to talk after hours but nah, I smashed the gate.”
smashed the gate by IshM13 April 22, 2026
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Smashed A Porsche

When you barfed from drinking too much ... when you bowed to the PORCHElain God. "Man, my buddy was so hammered ...., he 'Smashed a Porsche' last night!"
"Man, my buddy was so hammered ..

he for sure smashed a porsche last night!"
Smashed A Porsche by Lisa Evil April 25, 2026

ass smashin poop jockey 

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.
That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey
ass smashin poop jockey by Slicksta February 18, 2008

chode smasher 

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.
Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

Monkey Smasher 

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"
Monkey Smasher by Tkolee September 6, 2010

HOMEY SMASHER 

SOMEONE WHO HOOKS UP WITH ONE OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
MAN, SHE IS A HOMEY SMASHER!

KIM SMASHED A HOMEY!
HOMEY SMASHER by NON SMASHER September 22, 2010

hulk-smashed 

getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.
Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.
hulk-smashed by Darkdancer December 2, 2010