by DefinitelyNotDouggie October 08, 2022
When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 02, 2022
The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
when you have your mouth around a females vagina and you suck in causing her to “Queef” into your mouth
by JoeyTheSkeetMaster March 10, 2022
by small john jon with jaundice November 14, 2017
When a comedian tells a joke or a story, they say the actual funny part at the end and the comedians voice trails off and acts like it’s nothing making it even funnier due to a complete dependence on the audience paying attention, usually ended with a dead stare.
Reverse punchline
I had a nightmare
It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares
And they said, nightmares, what are those?
I had a nightmare
It was a nightmare about standing in front of a group of people
I said I had nightmares
And they said, nightmares, what are those?
by Pgrogz September 28, 2019
by Evenrude February 24, 2020