Hakuna Retarded

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh

Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”

Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”

by KSG Ndy January 08, 2025

Rectum retardation

Retardation of the rectum only caucasians can develop this disease

Female without rectum retardation: I want to have a baby with a black guy so that my baby doesn’t get rectum retardation

by Bigdaddyredrockthesled August 24, 2018

Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game

Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game

by TheDrunkestUncle February 27, 2024

Sure,buddy-retard

An alternate version of Okay,buddy-retard because MY FRIEND BILLY WANTS TO GET TECHNICAL.

"Sure,buddy-retard."

"It's actually okay,buddy-retard."

"BILLY STFU THIS IS MY VERSION!"

by Vinniethelegend June 06, 2024

retarded nigger

An expression commonly used to express redundancy.

person 1: did you hear about that transexual influencer who turned out to be a child groomer.
person 2: lol. what a retarded nigger.

by T.R.B. May 24, 2025

retard breath

The bad breath that is commonly found amongst the mentally disabled community due to neglectful oral hygiene practices,

One of the topics that Tommy will learn in special ed this year is better oral hygiene because his retard breath is becoming a nuisance to the classroom.

by WilderWavingWieners January 05, 2025

Fucking Retarded Idiot-

Logan Thomas Ward

Bill said to Jim hey man did you hear about that Fucking Retarded Idiot- Logan ward

by Logan’s biggest opp January 22, 2024