Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022

Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.

I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.

by d_dbn October 9, 2021

flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

punch a lunch

Have a lunch.

Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?

by Caurli September 7, 2019

Punch

Using stolen credit/debit cards in order to buy something for your own good.

I just punched a Plain Jane bout 3 weeks ago.

by Didionroeblock July 17, 2023

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

kentucky punching bag

Both partners eat KFC, then they go back to their room. The male ties up the female like a punching bag and sends blows to her; causing all the KFC Too COME pouring out her asshole as rocket speeds and covers the room like a chocolate from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory

Bro, have you tried the Kentucky Punching Bag yet?

by ThiccNiggaandanimetiddie January 29, 2020