Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

pioneer punch

Using ones hand, and forearm as a rectal stimulation device, not using any lubricants, or sanitizer.

My girlfriends snatch had lung cancer, so I gave her the pioneer punch.

by Dick Twain October 5, 2017

Slap-punch

A combination of a slap and a punch.
To vigorously slap a person on the face with a fist.

I will slap-punch you.

by Scar_t December 31, 2018

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

ball punching

a dick move

Me and bob went ball punching, turns out thats a bad idea

by sweet sally may January 8, 2012

4th Gen Punching Bags

TREASURE and TREASURE MAKERS/TEUMES.

The 4th gen punching bags are treasure and teumes and it's tiring, really.

by HarutoMyRuto January 24, 2021

The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025