March 10

69 day. Do it as much as you want to on the 69th day of the year

Guy:Hey let’s go home and do it
Girl:Why
Guy:Because it’s March 10. The 69th day of the year.

by Colonel420 December 12, 2022

March 14

National lick your bestfriends butthole day

OMG itś march 14 bestie come here!!!

by lmbat December 15, 2022

march 17

march 17 is the day the most amazing human being was born. fuck st patrick's day nobody gives a shit about st patrick's day anymore.

guy 1: OMG! its march 17!!
guy 2: st patrick's day? your irish?
guy 1: no you dumb fuck, it the day the most amazing human being was born

by i.wanna.kms February 8, 2023

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

March 1st

March 1st is national give your girl a hoodie day!! Show your girl how much you love them by giving them your hoodie that they’ll never take off.

Andrew: “hey robin here’s my hoodie”
robin: “oh thanks, but why?”
Andrew: “it’s March 1st, also known as national hoodie day”

by jess’s February 28, 2023

March

The month where every man owes women $10

It’s march, time to give my mom her 10 dollars for women’s history month

by Xenaxaya February 28, 2023

March 6th

It’s March 6th!

That means it’s give a girl your hoodie day!

Omg it’s March 6th, that means it’s give a girl your hoodie day!!

by heyooobbbbb March 1, 2023