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Matthew Lillard

Literally the chaddiest Chad that ever did Chad. Awesome human being. There is so little put down because there is too much to describe.
We all need a Matthew Lillard as a homie.
by anonymous January 3, 2025
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Mathercot

To insult an someone of higher standing than yourself with unflattering words
Did you hear that Cotton Mather totally tried to mathercot Pliny the elder?
Too bad he's too dead to see it.
by Thefandomphantom January 8, 2025
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Mathematical Slowies

Non-trick or non-tricky math questions that you can do at your snail’s pace without worry or fear of having to sit for any killer test or exam—they are recommended for self-confessed folks who pride themselves of being “hopeless at math,” or not being born with the “math gene.”
Mathematical slowies are the opposite of “mathematical quickies,” which are generally solved with some insight, and often accompanied by an occasional aha! reaction.
by Numerati January 19, 2025
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Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.
Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!
by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025
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Mathematical Toughies

A term for brain-unfriendly or challenging math questions that generally evoke panic and fear, which may also be accompanied by recurring nightmares, among math-anxious or mathophobic students, parents, and teachers—the opposite of “mathematical slowies.”
For most educated folks, who lack the intelligence or training to solving math contests and olympiad questions, these mathematical toughies are off-putting or repugnant to them.
by Numerati January 24, 2025
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Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm
I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm
by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025
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MATTHEW

The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks
Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.
by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025
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