Asian Chopstick Mafia 

An intellectually deficient collective of ass croutons; the antithesis of the Taco Mafia.

The Asian Chopstick Mafia member refuses to use Nature White, therefore he will never be able to talk to the football player he likes.

Asian Chopstick Mafia by The Cap'n November 15, 2003

Mariani 

Extremely tight fitting shorts for a man. Normally made from such fabrics as spandex and rubber.

Look at Stu crammed into his tight Mariani!

You'll never ease into that Mariani.

Wow your really stuffing that Mariani!

Mariani by Thai Gary January 6, 2010

Mariahcise 

When you get carried away while singing and completely over slur every note trying to be like Mariah Carey

Heather totally mariahcised the song during class today.

The performance is fucked, she wont stop mariahcising that damn song.

Mariahcise by Mephastopholese March 3, 2010

Mariah Vaughn 

AMAZING. JUST. AMAZING.
AND BEAUTIFUL.
The prettiest girl in school.
:)

Damn, that girl Mariah Vaughn is amazing.

Mariah Vaughn by mdizzle96 May 8, 2010

Mariah 

Mariah is AMAZING. She's sooooooo beautiful every girl is crying inside when Mariah walks past. Usually has Brown hair. And any eye colour, it doesn't matter coz she's beautiful! Her smile could kill. She's Pretty, Smart, Cute, HOT, amazing!!! If shes not right, you can tell shes abit embarrassed, only a little! Kinda a trouble maker. ALWAYS HYPER!!!!!

Look at Mariah. She's extremely hyper today

Mariah by Zaraaaaaayaaaa January 11, 2018

Mariah 

Mariah is one of those people who can go through a ton of crap and still come out with a smile on her face. She always puts others before herself. If you have ever met a Mariah, you know she is above and beyond kind to others, helpful, strong, athletic, sympathetic, passionate, comforting, understanding, and if you manage to fall for a Mariah, you are a lucky person. Mariah will go above and beyond to make you feel special and treat you better then anyone has before.

Mariah always has a smile on her face and lifts other up around her.

Mariah by giannamick July 31, 2019

Mariah 

Mariah is the name that 100% means she is a bad bitch. Now she may seem shy at first but once you get to know her she is very talkative. Usually really sweet. They are very indecisive and don’t know what they want when it comes to a lot of decision making. Very easy to become friends with and just as easy to be her enemy. Also, give her a chance at being your gf especially if you truly believe she likes you too. Most loyal gf’s you could ever have. Finally.....,when it comes to arguments, Mariah is ALWAYS right

You: Hey bro?
Friend: ya bro?
You: do you know anyone with the name Mariah
Friend: Ya, why?
You:(should say) hmu with her insta bc with a Mariah I can always trust her

Mariah by Autumnsberry October 29, 2019