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Indie Kid

n) Indie kids come in many varieties but a few common traits about them are:
-tight pants
-unkept hair (usually a sanctuary for birds and miscellaneous indie items, in city areas rats are common)
-three or more pairs of vans slip-ons (very shitty appearance….with checkers)
-an extensive list of over two thousand songs that they have listened to once on their ipods
-striped sweaters or sweater vests
-striped sweaters for ipods
-share common like for songs utilizing 4 chords and a pentatonic scale solo(gay)
-an acoustic guitar(from target)
-tee shirts with bands you have never heard of and never will.
-snow caps in the dead of summer
-many have moderate to severe acne

Habitat: Their natural habitat is usually the local coffee shop/legion or v.f.w., which they habitually attend on weekends to watch obscure bands. Some indie kids actually watch the bands but most of them come to the shows to smoke in the parking lot with their friends and talk about other indie bands from Britain, also known as the U.K. (because we all know, the more British something is, the more AMAZING it is).

Everyday Life: Obscurity is really the basis of the entire culture. Chances are, if you have an indie friend, they are probably extreme long boarding in downtown Oswego, Illinois while listening to the Kaiser chiefs at this very moment

Diet: Everything an indie kid eats must be one of two things. Vegetarian or organic. Their meals include: tofu wraps
Turkey wraps
Lettuce wraps
Roast beef wraps
Ham and cheese wraps
Sprout and bean wraps
…………..Fuck it basically any wrap will do
overpriced obscure fruit smoothies(ex. Mango pomegranate)
Whole-wheat non-comformist purple red green and black chips
Tuna (without dolphin chunks in it)
Soymilk
Snapple brand drinks
Average Joe: dude, wanna go to the movies this weekend? The new ocean’s movie is out, it looks bad ass

Indie kid: nah dude, im heading to Colorado for the sundance movie festival, mainstream movies are trash, George Bush is brainwashing you…I’d much rather watch movies about lesbian cowboys eating pudding…and eat some organic lettuce wraps…*turns around and plays song on guitar with three chords*

Average Joe: fuckin weirdo…
by Chillaxers a.k.a. the crew October 9, 2007
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Sourpatch Kids

A group of underage girls who spread STI's
Dude 1: "Hey man i heard you were with Jenny last night, isn't she part of the Sourpatch Kids?"

Dude 2: "Shit man I hope not, i've already been swabbed 6 times this month!"
by peteypablo204 December 16, 2009
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Indie Kid

Another label placeed upon people, to either make them feel elite, to degrade, ect. the "indie" scene arose from the counter culture of the 60s & 70s. a decesndent of Punk rock scene, indie arose from the alt rock scene of the 80's and 90's. indie(the music) is now a more expiramental form of either garage rock. while the idea(in the scene) is to non-conform(which in fact is immpossible)its become a label, which allows society to degrade and put limits on human potential.
any other label used to describe someone who conforms to anothers idea of nonconforming by wearing vintage clothes, vans/converse, showing an obssesion with nature, "indie" rock, coffee and nonconforming. example of the Indie Kid
by AuZzY November 27, 2007
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Indie Kid

kids who listen to indie music. generally elitist, white upper-middle class males who get pissed when anyone starts talking about music. they are obsessed with finding bands no one has heard of, only to claim they hate them once they make it big. ex: modest mouse, franz ferdinand(sp?), the shins. now only listen to music they found on purevolume.com, or college radio. they like bands like Ambulence LTD, death from above 1979, and kill hannah. but not anymore, because someone else knows about them. general attitude of punks, but less angry at the government and more angry at everyone else.
"I'm more entitled to listen to this, because i found it first. go listen to good charolette and 50 cent, you pillow biter!"
by anti May 22, 2005
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wiener kid

People involved in academic pursuits, espceically invovled in Honors programs, who think they are all very smart and cool, but really they are nothing more than a bunch of chodes. These wiener kids tend to be overenthusiastic about lame events and tend to whine a lot about classes.

Can also be used to insult kids who ask stupid questions during class.
Man that guy just asked the stupidest question! What a wiener kid!
by Henry Chu May 13, 2005
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Spooky Kids

Adolescent children of middle class upbringing with nothing to rebel against, dressing in all black with useless zippers and heavy eye makeup (males included). Spooky Kids can be seen being dropped off at the mall via minivan and congregating in front of the Hot Topic.

Spooky Kids are the next link in the evolutionary chain of losers. Once known as “Goths”, Spooky Kids are separated from the Goths by musical taste. Moving from black metal bands like Venom and Obituary, they can be heard listening to Emo and Emo-Core.
"Band geeks are too easy, lets beat the crap out of the Spooky Kids!"
by The Rev. Jeremy J. April 21, 2008
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Dragon Kid

An outcast in high school that wears dragon ball z shirts, chains, and plays hacky sack and or has weird habits like their hair, the way they walk or talk etc...
Look at those dragon kids playing hacky sack...
by Emily November 22, 2004
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